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有些东西虽然没啥用，但至少能让你“哈哈哈哈哈”啊！
&曾经，有人在知乎上问了这样一个问题：然后，@好奇心研究所跑出来潇洒地甩了一组图，每一张都叫人无语凝噎……最后一张很过分了……&当然了，上面这些东西虽然没能发挥它们原本的用处，但好歹还能以其他方式证明下自己的存在价值。但是有些东西的价值……估计就只剩下“哈哈哈哈哈哈”了……这不，在Quora（国外版知乎）上，有人也问了个类似的问题：▲“迄今最没用的东西是什么？”而各国网友的回答，简直让人大开眼界……@Mahipat Shahi:I Am Rich:这个叫“我很有钱”的app：There is this super amazing IOS app called I Am Rich. So what's so amazing about it that it costs 1000$ you ask?这个“我很有钱”真是超级神奇的IOS app啊……你会问了：我花1000美元买了这个app，到底有啥用呢？Absolutely Nothing.啥用也没有。When launched it displays a screen with a glowing red gem and a random message stating you're Rich and successful.买了安装好后，屏幕上就会出现一个红宝石，以及一条随机的消息，类似于“你确实很有钱很成功”什么的……好吧……成功不成功不知道，但买这个app的人一定很有钱吧。@Varun Guleria:Have you ever wanted a pet by your side whenever you are lonely?在孤独的时候，你是否身边有宠物陪伴？Or Have you ever been tired of loading all the responsibilities that comes with the pet?可是，养宠物时也会有许多责任随之而来，你是否对此感到厌倦？Don't worry, we got something for别着急！我们为你准备了——Presenting You THE MOST USELESS THING EVER史上最没用的一个东西！！▲“宠物石头”Advantages of having a Pet Rock“宠物石头”的优势：Unlike other pets, Pet Rock will never leave you. → 不离不弃They will never disturb you when you sleep. They are well trained for that. → 不乱打扰你They don't need much attention. So now you don't have to worry about their food or health or bathing. → 无需喂食洗澡检查身体101% trustworthiness guaranteed. They will never lie to you or anyone around you. → 101%忠诚！绝不背叛你！You might die but your Pet Rock will be there even for your grand children. → 在你挂了之后，还能继续陪伴你的孩子孙子曾孙子……Hurry!! Buy Now急！！现在就买！@Amit Bharti:First time I have found a “useless book”.第一次发现一本这么“没用的书”。I have heard somewhere that every book contains good content but not this time.曾在哪听过一句话：每本书都有一些好的内容。但绝对不是这本！What every MAN thinks about apart from SEX written by- Professor Sheridan Simove, MSc DPhil.《除了“性”，男人的脑子里还在想什么？》——由哲学博士、理科硕士Sheridan Simove教授所著。This book has only used this sentence (Amazing truth inside) about the title and became The Worldwide Best-seller.在封面上，只有一句“内含惊人真相”来介绍这本书。而这本书也成了全球最畅销的书之一……This book is wholly blank.没错……这书里完全是空的……When you buy this book you will get only “title of book”.你买了这本书，你也就仅仅买了这个“标题”而已。The writer is minting a good money. It's price is 474.作者真能赚钱啊……这本书卖474卢比（约50块）。好吧……根据这个套路，主页君想起了以前看过的一个段子：有个人在街上看到别人在兜售“暴富秘籍”，价格还挺贵，一本500块。他犹豫了半天，还是抱着渴望暴富的心愿忍痛花500块买了。结果打开“秘籍”一看，里面就一句话：“像我这样做，你就能暴富。”除了东西外，有些人做的事也是毫无意义……@Namra Solanki:Useless Guiness world records.有些吉尼斯世界纪录，真是让人一言难尽……Well, I am not saying that all the records of guiness book are useless, but there are many many records which are completely useless, at least for me.好吧，我不是说吉尼斯的所有记录都没用，但有很多很多记录真是毫！无！意！义！啊！至少对于我来说……Let's have a look on some of their records.来看几个所谓的世界纪录哈：Most toilet seats broken with head in 60 seconds. *Wait, what?*“60秒内用脑袋搞坏了最多的马桶座圈。”——等等，啥玩意儿？Most straws stuffed in the mouth. *Again what's the use*“在嘴里放了最多的吸管。”——这又有什么luan用呢？有时候，真的不明白人类的脑沟回路啊……开始怀疑人生……看完一圈Quora，还只是觉得很多人挺幽默的，愿意在平淡的生活中加上一点蠢萌的“佐料”。而接下来这个帖子，可能真的会让你哭笑不得了……▲“这里有20多个史上最没用的东西……”(via Boredpanda)#1 These Subtitles这样的字幕#2 Built The Staircase Exactly As Designed, Boss老板！这楼梯我们是完全按照您的设计图来建的！……这可能是蜘蛛侠专用楼梯吧&#3 I Would Like To Meet The Planning Committee Who Approved This这是规委会批准修的吗？我要见见这帮人！#4 This Useless Sign毫无用处的路标……突然觉得自己的眼睛长得十分为难。#5 Sure Boss, The Bus Has All The Seats In Place放心吧老板~公交车上的椅子全部都安装好啦！#6 This Escalator Has A Purpose这扶梯是要搞事啊！或……或许，这另一个9-3/4站台？某个通往新世界的大门？？#7 The World's Dumbest & Most Useless Street Sign世界上最制杖最没用的路牌#8 Pointless Balcony这个阳台的意义何在？……你咋知道它不会连接着某个异次元世界的房间呢。#9 I Found A Pointless Gate这个门也是毫无意义……#10 Thank God, My Feet Were Getting Tired哎呀走累了，到这坐会儿……咦？？？#11 Well This Is Kind Of A Useless Warning Label这个“警告”真是毫无用处……#12 My Dad Found The Most Useless Sign我爸发现的，史上最没用路牌嗯，条条大路通罗马，罗马无处不在……#13 And The Award For The Most Pointless Wiper Blade Goes To...这个兢兢业业的雨刮器，到底在忙活些什么呢……#14 This Gate这个门是想拦谁？你说你们这到底是想干啥……最后呢，来围观几个知乎上网友对于“最没用的东西”的回答。这回，思想似乎又到了新的境界……@小透明：你高中时候每次放假背回去的书。@匿名：大过能力的脾气@黄不会：优越感。@刘小林：“给你说个事，你别告诉别人啊”@任逍遥：后悔。@Yupeng：害怕。就跟你怕了，它就不会发生了一样。@朱朱妹s：百无一用是深情啊啊……为什么突然伤感了起来……&
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