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我巴望能到自食其力的年龄。
她力劝我保重自己。
爸爸 我能照顾自己。
我自己会当心，也会当心韦翰先生。
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我想自立，我不想让其它人帮我做饭，帮我打扫，担心我。我自己能照顾自己。
其他塞得满满的东东，是老妈捎的草药，以及她的万般叮嘱：“出门在外，要好好照顾自己”。咱不得不承认，老爸实在是个手巧的人。
我采用傅柯的自身技艺学来关照自身，也藉由关照自身所建构的个人自传式的叙说，来重新诠释自己的生命故事。
你是否很注重自己的容貌?
我必须照顾自己。
他大了，能照顾自己了。
你不在时我会照顾你的孩子的。
有些修女照顾病人和穷人。
我有许多事要处理。
她帮助照料年迈的祖母。
我们认为照顾这些孤儿是我们的职责。
她帮助照料体弱的姑妈。
谁来照料上了年纪的人?
他很精明可以照顾他自己。
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(可爱的安妮公主在访问罗马期间，厌烦繁琐的皇家生活。她在床上发泄不满，而伯爵夫人毫不体谅地向她汇报明天的工作议程。)ANN: (brushing her hair) I hate this nightgown. I hate all my nightgowns. And I hate all my underwear too.安妮: (梳着头发)我讨厌这件睡袍。我讨厌所有的睡袍。我同样讨厌我的内衣。COUNTESS: My dear, you have lovely things.伯爵夫人：亲爱的，你有很多可爱的东西。ANN: But I'm not two hundred years old! (Dropping down on the bed) Why can't I sleep in pyjamas?安妮: 但我可没有两百岁大！（倒在床上） 为什么我不能穿着松睡衣睡觉？COUNTESS: (looking up as she folds the sheets into place) Pyjamas!伯爵夫人：（折叠着床单抬起头）松睡衣！ANN: (Just) the top half. Did you know there are people who sleep with absolutely nothing on at all?安妮: 仅露出上头。你知道有些人裸体而睡吗？COUNTESS: (opening the window) I rejoice to say that I did not.伯爵夫人：（打开窗子）我很庆幸地说,我不知道。ANN: (lying against the headboard, smiling as she hears distant music coming in through the window) Listen.安妮:（靠着床头板躺着，微笑地听着从窗外传来的音乐）听。COUNTESS: Oh, and your slippers. Please put on your slippers and come away at the window. Your milk and crackers.伯爵夫人： 嗨，你的拖鞋。 快穿上拖鞋，离开窗户。 你的牛奶和饼干在这里。ANN: ( as the Countess helps her pull the covers over her) Everything we do is so wholesome【有营养的】.安妮:（拿着托盘，伯爵夫人为她取开盖子） 我们所有的一切都是有益健康的。COUNTESS: They'll help you to sleep.伯爵夫人：它们有助睡眠。ANN: (stubbornly) I'm too tired to sleep-- can't sleep a wink【瞬间】.安妮:（倔强地） 我累得反而一点都睡不着。COUNTESS: Now my dear, if you don't mind tomorrow's schedule--or schedule whichever you prefer-- both are correct. Eight thirty, breakfast here with the E nine o'clock, we leave for the Polinory Automotive Works where you'll be presented with a small car.伯爵夫人：哦，亲爱的，你喜欢明天的日程安排么，或者说你喜欢哪个&两个都不错。八点半，和使馆人员共进早餐；九点， 参观波利若里汽车工厂，你将获赠一部小汽车。ANN: ( absently playing with a napkin)Thank you.安妮:（心不在焉地玩着餐巾）谢谢。COUNTESS: Which you will not accept?伯爵夫人:你会拒绝哪一个？ANN: No, thank you.安妮:不，谢谢。COUNTESS: Ten thirty-five, inspection of Food and Agricultural Organization will present you with an olive【橄榄】 tree.伯爵夫人: 十点三十五，视察农产品组织，你会被赠上一棵橄榄树。ANN: No, thank you.安妮: 不，谢谢。COUNTESS: Which you (will) accept?伯爵夫人: 你答应吗？ANN: Thank you.安妮: 谢谢。COUNTESS: Ten fifty-five, the Newfoundling Home For Orphans. You will preside over the layin same speech as last Monday.伯爵夫人: 十点五十五，到新建孤儿院。你将主持奠基典礼，和上次一样的演讲。ANN: Trade relations?安妮: 贸易关系？COUNTESS: Yes.伯爵夫人: 对。ANN: (chewing a cracker) For the orphans?安妮:（吃着一块饼干）为孤儿的那次？COUNTESS: No, no, the other one.伯爵夫人: 不，另一次。ANN: "Youth and progress".安妮: &青少年与发展&。COUNTESS: Precisely. Eleven forty-five, back here to rest. No, that's wrong... eleven forty-five, conference here with the press.伯爵夫人: 很对，十一点四十五，回到这里休息。 哦，搞错了，十一点四十五在这里举行记者招待会。ANN: "Sweetness and decency".安妮: &甜美与高雅&。COUNTESS: One o'clock sharp, lunch with the Foreign Ministry. You will wear your white lace and carry a small bouquet of very small pink roses. Three-o-five, presentation of a plaque【匾;铭牌】. Four-ten, review special guard of Police. Four forty-five，back here to change to your uniform to meet the international...伯爵夫人: 一点整，和外交大臣共进午餐，你将戴上你的白色项链，捧着一束粉红色的玫瑰。三点零五分，授匾。四点十分， 检阅特别护卫队。 四点四十五，回来换上制服接见国际&&ANN: (screaming at the Countess) STOP!!! (Looking away, her hair covering her face) Please stop! stop...!安妮:（对着伯爵夫人尖叫）停下！（移开视线，头发遮脸）请停下来！别说了！COUNTESS: (retrieving the tray) It's alright, dear, it didn't spill. 伯爵夫人：（收回托盘）做得好，亲爱的，牛奶没有溢出来。*******************************************************************额外成就spill 除了指液体的&溢出&外，还通常引申为消息的&泄漏、告知&。如：You must get something in your mind, why don't spill it.你一定有什么心事，为什么不告诉我？常与它连用的短语有： spill the beans一句经典谚语：It's no use crying over spilt milk.不要对着打翻了的牛奶哭泣（后悔是没有用的）。ANN: I don't care if it's spilled or not. I don't care if I'm drown in it (throws her head into the pillow)!安妮: 我不管溢不溢出来。我不管会不会溺死于此（她把头钻进被窝里）。COUNTESS: (putting her hands on her shoulders to comfort her) My dear, you're ill. I'll send for Doctor Bonnachoven.伯爵夫人:（把她的头放在肩上安慰她）亲爱的，你生病了，我会叫鲍那乔文医生过来。ANN: (turning over, facing the opposite way) I don't want Doctor B please let me die in peace!安妮:（转过头，背对着她）我不见鲍那乔文医生，让我安静地死去吧！COUNTESS: You're not dying.伯爵夫人: 你不会死的。ANN: (facing the Countess) Leave me.安妮:（看着伯爵夫人）别理我。*******************************************************************额外成就通常为leave sb. alone 意为&走开，别打扰&。如：Don't try to interfere in my affairs, please leave me alone.别试图干涉我的事， 不要你管。（超级口语佳句） *******************************************************************COUNTESS: It's nerves，control yourself, Ann.伯爵夫人: 你一定是神经出了问题，镇静点，安妮。ANN: (throwing herself on the pillow, beating it with her fist) I don't want to!安妮: （倒在枕头上，拳头乱捶） 我不要。COUNTESS: (standing up straight, speaking with authority) Your Highness. I'll get Doctor Bonnachoven.伯爵夫人:（笔直站起，命令地说）公主殿下，我去叫鲍那乔文医生。ANN: (looking up as she leaves) It's no use, I'll be dead before he gets here. 安妮:（抬头看着她离去） 没有用的，在他来之前，我就会死掉。&(安妮公主在逃出使馆后，由于药性发作，睡落街头，恰巧被经过此地的本片男主角Joe，一家晚报记者，碰见。 )&JOE: Hey! hey, hey,... Hey, wake up! 乔： 嗨！嗨&&醒醒！ANN: Thank you very much, delighted. 安妮：谢谢，真高兴。JOE: Wake up. 乔： 醒醒。ANN: No, thank you. Charmed. 安妮：不，谢谢。幸会。*******************************************************************额外成就charmed 为上层社会礼节用语， 体现说话人的高贵地位。 和一般情况下的pleased 意思一样。 如：I'm charmed/ pleased to meet you. 很荣幸见到你。*******************************************************************JOE: Charmed too. 乔：很荣幸。ANN: You may sit down. 安妮：赐坐。JOE: I think you'd better sit up, much too young to get picked up by the police. 乔： 我想你最好坐起来， 警察不会把你抓起来的，你太小了。ANN: Police? 安妮：警察？JOE: Yep, police. 乔：是的，警&察。ANN: Two-fifteen and back here to change. Two forty-five...安妮：噢，2点15分回来换装&&2点45分&&JOE: You know, people who can't handle liquor shouldn't drink it. 乔： 你知道，没什么酒量的人就不该喝酒。ANN: "If I were dead and buried and I heard your voice beneath the sod my heart of dust would still rejoice." Do you know that poem? 安妮：&哪怕我已死去，被安葬，尘土之下的心也会为听到你的声音而欢悦。&你知道这首诗吗？JOE: Huh, what do you know? (Sitting down) You're well-read, well- you're snoozing away in a public street. Would you care to make a statement? 乔： 你知道吗？(坐下来) 你有学问，穿戴得体，却睡在大街上，你能否解释一下？ANN: What the world needs is a return to sweetness and decency in the souls of its young men and...安妮 ：这世界需要甜美与高雅重新回到年轻一代的灵魂之中&&JOE: Yeah, I er, couldn't agree with you more, but erm--乔: 对，我完全同意， 不过&&*******************************************************************额外成就安妮的语言和穿着充分暗示了她出自上流阶层，这些让男主人角Joe深感诧异就不足为怪了。couldn't agree with you any more. 意思是非常赞同如 ：I couldn't agree with you any more on the the proposal.我非常赞同你的提议。*******************************************************************(乔听到汽车驶过来的声音，站起来，拍着她的肩膀。)JOE: Get yourself some coffee, you'll be alright. Look, you take the cab.乔：喝杯咖啡，你就会没事的。看，你的车来了。JOE: Come on, (takes her up by the arm) climb in the cab and go home. 乔：来，（用肩膀扶起她）我们上车回家。&(在记者招待会上，安妮面对着来自世界各个国家和地区的记者，发现乔也在其中。在回答记者问的过程中，安妮意味深长地表达了对乔期望和信任。)&MASTER OF CEREMONIES: Ladies and Gentlemen: Her Royal Highness will now answer your questions. 招待会主持：女士们，先生们， 现在你们可以向公主殿下提问。 CHIEF OF CORRESPONDENTS: I believe at the outset, Your Highness, that I should express the pleasure of all of us at your recovery from the recent illness. 记者代表：公主殿下， 首先我想代表全体人员对公主近期的康复表达欢欣之情。*******************************************************************额外成就经典致词， 试着把整句话脱口而出。at the outset 一开始，等于 at the beginning。 如 ：At the outset of his career he was full of optimism but not now.一开始他对事业充满了信心，但现在不再是这样了。 *******************************************************************ANN: Thank you. 安妮：谢谢！AMERICAN CORRESPONDENT: Does Your Highness believe that Federation would be a possible solution to Europe's economic problems? 美国记者：公主殿下是否认为，联盟化将是解决欧洲经济问题的可行方案？ANN: I am in favour of any measure which would lead to closer cooperation in Europe. 安妮：我赞成一切能够促进欧洲各国之间合作的任何举措。*******************************************************************额外成就in favour of 赞同如 ：I think all the people at meeting will be in favour of your opinion.我想全体到会者都会赞同你的观点。在商务上in favour of 意思为&以&&为受益人&如 ：Please open a Letter of Credit in favour of ABC company be-fore shipping.请在装运前以ABC公司为受益人开立信用证。*******************************************************************CORRESPONDENT: And what, in the opinion of Your Highness, is the outlook for Friendship Among Nations? 记者：你认为欧洲各国关系发展前景如何？ANN: I have every faith in it-- ( turning to look at Joe) as I have faith inin relations between people. 安妮：我对此充满信心，（停顿，转过头看向乔）就像我对人们之间的情谊一样。JOE: May I say, speaking for my own press service，we believe that Your Highness's faith will not be unjustified. *******************************************************************额外成就speak for 意思是&代表&&说话& , 在此可以和in behalf of 互换。 如：Don't think you are speaking for/in behalf of everyone.你只能够代表你自己。*******************************************************************乔：请允许我，代表我的新闻社，我们相信公主的信心是不会判断失误的。ANN: (looking at J smiling very slightly to him) I am so glad to hear you say it. 安妮：（微笑地看着乔）我很高兴听你这么说。CORERESPONDENTS: Which of the cities visited did Your Highness enjoy the most? (Ann pauses as she looks at Joe.)记者：公主殿下所访问过的城市中最喜欢的是哪个？(安妮停下来看着乔)ANN: Each in its own way was...unforgettable. It would be difficult to-- Rome, by all means, Rome. I will cherish【珍惜】 my visit here, in memory, as long as I live. 安妮：每个城市都有自己的特色&&令人难忘。 很难说&&罗马，无疑是罗马。我会珍惜这里的记忆，直到永远！*******************************************************************额外成就by all means 等于 anyway 不管怎么样，当然如 ：I think she is right by all means.不管怎么说，我想她是对的。
英语情景剧剧本:三顾茅庐
Three visits to the cottageAside: Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels&&the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors&&Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers&&Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own SWordsman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐伯虎点秋香） were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons&&Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband&s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang&s houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhu&s WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What&s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I&ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It&s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang：My wife is coming，she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife： My dear, how about your ?ZhuGeliang：These books make me want to doze. I&m dizzy.Wife： Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can&t pass cet6 to get your master&s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tianjin.(cry)ZhuGeliang：Don&t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don&t need to learn.Wife： Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen，read and see!ZhuGeliang：A piece of cake!Wife： Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can&t.Wife： You can&t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn&t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang：Don&t cry, don&t cry, stop! I &m going to
hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to
in England. Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang&s house.
SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang&s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean &I mean my boss is ing English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let&s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn&t see Zhugeliang as well . Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is out.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang&s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let&s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper：My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment! Zhangfei：Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don&t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called &My Own SWordsman&, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don&t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang&s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha &&&Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can&t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don&t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongueLiubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I&m so surprised! I don&t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En&&.you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can&t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don&t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don&t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En&&sorry, I can&t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En&..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can&t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.
SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang&s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper：（Happy）Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife：What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years
Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang&s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife：Honey! ZhuGeliang：Darling!Wife：Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang：I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don&t worried, never miss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang：(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.旁白&&话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波 一时间找不到工作 不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生 而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试 因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6 场景一刘备家刘备 关羽 张飞上关羽&&大哥 咱们都饿了好几天了 这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊 哎刘备&&二弟 这 大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛 可是常言道人在屋檐下 怎能不低头 我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门 这年头工作这么难找 我们三兄弟学历又不高 好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了 哪还有什么奢求呀张飞 &&大哥 对了 上个月后面山头诸葛亮的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了 都好久没还 我们是不是应该去要回来 关羽&&是啊大哥 不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了刘备&&哎 就是 我怎么这岔给忘了 走 走 走 二弟三弟随我这就上山 （收拾家伙 挽袖子） 旁白&&兄弟三人就此上山 场景二诸葛亮家诸葛亮上诸葛亮&&大叫好 我就是绝顶聪明的诸葛亮 可我最近却很是郁闷 我那个娘子非要我去参加什么大学六级考试 六级考试是个什么东西 我怎么听都没听说过 还要我看这么厚的书 做这么多的题（拿起手里的金瓶梅给大家亮亮） 我以后可是要当军师的！！又不是这个专业的 干嘛还要要看这种书 老婆&&相公（远处喊）诸葛亮老婆上（比较啰嗦） 诸葛亮&&娘子来了 我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一样 说起话来我可受不了 快老实看书（装作认真状）老婆&&相公 你的书背的怎么样了诸葛亮&&娘子啊 这些书看得我头昏眼花 光想打瞌睡 老婆&&哎 相公呀 你有所不知 你看 现在外面竞争这么激烈 你要是不好好考六级 将来拿个硕士文凭 以后找不到工作可怎么办呀 我们在这个小村子里都呆了小半辈子了 你看我连稍微大一点的城市 像铁岭都没去过 诸葛亮&&娘子 你看老公我这么有才华 以后还愁找不到工作么 这些书太简单了 统统不用看 （扔书）老婆&&哼 ！！你说简单 那我考考你诸葛亮&&怎么 还要考我 舌战群儒我都不怕 小小考试焉能难道我（对观众说）老婆&&我要考你听写（诸葛亮郁闷状） 听着 apple怎么写 desk怎么写诸葛亮&&（不会 抓耳挠腮）老婆&&相公啊 你连这都不会 可怎么办呀 哎呀 我错了 我真的错了 我从一开始就不应该嫁过来 如果我不嫁过来 就不会流落到这么一个伤心的地方 我好后悔呀 诸葛亮&&崩溃了 （捂耳朵 忙劝）诸葛亮&&娘子莫哭 娘子莫哭 相公好好看书就是老婆&&（马上变脸） 这还差不多 你知道么 为了供你读书 咱们家已经欠了外面一屁股债 连看大门的我都借过 如果这些人上门来逼债我可怎么办呀 诸葛亮&&娘子 你说看大门的 ？ 莫非就是呢个看大门的刘备 （抓胡子 兴奋 点头）老婆&&正是此人 书童你快过来 书童上书童&&主人 有何吩咐老婆&&书童 听着 相公近日温习功课 外人一律不见 来人就说去国外游玩讲学去了书童 遵命 旁白&&话正说着 刘关张三人已经到了诸葛亮家门口 场景三诸葛亮家门口刘关张上张飞&&大哥我来叫门（气愤 敲门 咚 咚 咚）书童&&（从猫眼里看看 跟张飞头对上 幻灯片配李逵的黑脸 吓一跳）莫非是来讨债的 （思考 开门）刘备&&在下刘备 特来拜访诸葛卧龙先生和她老婆书童&&主人说他不在家刘关张&&恩？？？书童&&哦 不是 主人 主人 出去游玩了 可能很快回来 也可能十多天不回来刘备&&那我们就在这等他关羽&&他呢么贪玩 谁知道他什么时候回来 大哥 我们还是走吧 旁白&&三人离去 又过了一个月 已是深秋 三人第二次登门拜访 可是仍然没有见着 第三次已经是冬天 屋外下着鹅毛大雪 诸葛亮知道了刘备上门讨债的事情 趁这会老婆黄氏不在 赶紧命书童前去开门 场景四 诸葛亮家门口 （下大雪）刘关张 书童上张飞&&大哥 下次要见诸葛小儿 你先给我老三说一声 我把他绑来见你 如此劳烦哥哥 甚是无礼 刘备&&哎 二弟三弟 现在欠钱的都是大爷 我们还是再去一回吧 一定要诚心诚意才能打动人家（抹眼泪 幻灯片放杨白劳与黄世仁 咚咚咚敲门） 书童&&主人今天在家（诸葛亮拿着金瓶梅从身后走过）但是正在看书 请你们等一等张飞&&（等不及了）诸葛小儿 快出来 大哥二哥 帮我照顾好我七舅老爷他上外甥女。。。。你要是不出来 我就一把火把你这房子烧了！！关羽&&葵花点穴手（幻灯片配合 张飞定住 眼睛睁得大大的）哎 二弟呀 大哥说了你几次了 我们是有文化的人 做人要斯文 要低调懂不 别一上来就舞刀弄枪的 我们是来要债的 又不是来要命的 你把人家砍死了 谁来给我们还债呀 刘备&&二弟呀 现在次贷危机呢么严重 怎么这点道理你还不懂呢？ 明白了 你就眨眨眼睛 张飞&&（眨眼）关羽 葵花解穴手张飞&&哎 二哥 （耸耸肩）你这点穴是那里学的关羽 呵呵 是看了一部很流行的电视剧 武林外传学的 张飞&&二哥 你怎么不早说 要早知道你会这么一身手艺 我们三兄弟不如去开个武官 早就发财啦关羽&&是呵 这主意不错书童 主人在看书 不可无礼刘备&&哎呀你们俩就别打岔了 安静点 旁白&&诸葛亮正在兴奋的时候 老婆黄氏突然回来 场景五诸葛亮家诸葛亮 老婆 刘备上诸葛亮&&刘备 我终于把他给等来了 哈哈哈老婆&&哦！！！相公 这准时我们向我们讨债的 可不能让进来诸葛亮&&老婆大人放心 凭我三寸不烂之舌 定能让刘备空手而归 哈哈哈刘备&& 卧龙先生 我可找到你了诸葛亮 阁下可是刘备 不知找我所为何事 （装）（此时刘备用枪指着诸葛亮头 幻灯片放无间道）刘备&&哥们儿 你欠我的500块钱什么时候还呀 我们兄弟都饿了好几天了（找个乞丐的幻灯片放放）诸葛亮&&我欠你钱 谁证明 给我一个机会 我想做个好人（无间道台词）刘备&&怎么给你机会诸葛亮 主公请看(扇子指向幻灯片 幻灯片放西农地图 谁有激光灯啥的) 刘皇叔胸怀大志 但是现在却在这里看大门 我们就以这里为根据的 先发展自己的势力 然后进攻曹操便可一统天下刘备&&（若有所思）看不出诸葛先生如此有见地诸葛亮&&如果我把这张地图送给主公 不知可否抵债刘备&&先生身居山林 却对天下大事了如指掌 不知先生可否随刘备一同下山 共图霸业诸葛亮 （眼珠子转转）可是我已经习惯了现在的生活 看来不能帮你。。。刘备&&（急）如果先生不帮我 天下的百姓又要受苦 请先生莫要推辞诸葛亮&&这。。。。这也不是不行。只是家家都有本难念的经，小弟近日正在为六级烦恼，贱内逼的紧啊，如果刘皇叔能将此事帮在下了结，在下必随刘皇叔下山，赴汤蹈火再所不辞。刘备&&（面有难色）这。。。。张飞 &&（拉刘备到身边耳语到）大哥，这年头，牛奶都有假货了，我们找枪手，买答案怎么不行啊。（幻灯片武状元苏乞儿作弊呢段）关羽&&要不我们让曹操预付我们两个月的工资，先把答案给他买了说。（假答案图片）场景六诸葛亮家旁白&&一个月后，因为所有的钱都拿去买了答案 刘关张已饿的面黄肌瘦，破衣烂衫。书童&&好消息好消息 主人六级考了600分老婆&&什么！！600分！！这下终于可以毕业了 太好了 不负我十年寒窗苦，不负我夜夜伴君读 我的美好生活就要来了 房子！车子！！钞票！！！（房子、车子的图片）场景七诸葛亮家老婆&&老公 好男儿以事业为重 你去吧 不要想我。。诸葛亮&&亲爱的 我要远行了 你要照顾好自己（转身悄悄说）别担心 肯定不想你！！（出门拜倒在久侯的刘备 关羽 张飞脚下） 主公 您的大恩亮永世难忘 定当鞠躬尽瘁死而后已 刘备&&快快请起！！旁白&&三顾茅庐的故事就此完结。 结束 谢谢观赏 （结束时放猫和老鼠的结尾）
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